英語笑話:A blind date 相親

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. 　　
和相親對象呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。 　　

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Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. 　　
他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。 　　

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." 　　
當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。” 　　

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!" 　　
“謝天謝地！”他的約會對象說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”