英語故事:Blind Date(相親)

【英文原文】

Blind Date——相親

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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said,

"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.

""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

【中文譯文】

和相親對象呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。

他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。

當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”

“謝天謝地！”他的約會對象說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”