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有人在上海地鐵裏吃火鍋

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How are they all white people?

怎麼都是白人?

We realized we had to step up our game when they took our McDonalds double cheeseburger and stuck a sausage in it so we're taking their hotpot and stepping it up too. You wanna play this game China? Let's do it.

當他們將我們的雙層芝士漢堡加上一根香腸的時候,我們意識到我們需要作出進一步的回擊,所以我們也將他們的火鍋給踐踏了。中國你想玩這個遊戲?那就開始吧。

And that awful awful sauce they added

他們還加了這種噁心噁心的醬。

I thought I'd save money on my usual Big Breakfast and get 2 of the 10 RMB egg and cheese mcmuffins. Those fuckers put ketchup and mayonnaise on them.

我以爲在早晨套餐上省點錢並多拿2個10塊錢的雞蛋和芝士麥滿分。那些混球在上面加了番茄醬和蛋黃醬。

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This is funny but it also looks really rude on behalf of all foreigners. I say if any Chinese person shows us this picture we immediately insist they are all French. Point to the Baguette's and wine as evidence.

這很有趣,但代表所有外國人來說,這看起來太粗魯了。我是說,如果中國人向我們展示了這張照片,我們會立馬堅持他們都是法國人。看法國麪包和白葡萄酒就是證據。

No harm no foul if they brought little plastic cups to share and ganbei'ed everybody.

沒有傷害,沒有犯規。如果他們能帶些小塑料杯與大家分享並乾杯的話。

Guys 1 2 and 4 are very obviously French also they couldn't even be Belgian or Swiss.

第一、二和四的傢伙很明顯也是法國人,他們甚至不可能是比利時人或瑞士人。

i mean hotpot why iPhone keep "adjusting" my word.

我是說火鍋,爲什麼愛瘋總是在“調整”我的話。

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