英文笑話:模仿鳥兒

Imitate Birds

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer.

Imitate birds, the man said.

Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen.

Well, I guess that's that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.模仿鳥兒

一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。你能幹什麼呢？負責人問。

模仿鳥兒，那人說。

你在開玩笑吧？負責人答道，那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。

噢，那就算了。那名演員說着，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。