中學英語笑話故事閱讀
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"So you want another day off,”snorted the Teacher to his student，Tom.
“這麼說，你又要請一天假，”老師怒氣衝衝地對他的學生湯姆說
“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”
“我倒想知道你這次找什麼藉口。你已經請了四次假說去參加你爺爺的葬禮。”
Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”
湯姆回答說:“今天是我奶奶再次舉行婚禮。”
中學英語笑話故事：凍得硬邦邦的豬肉Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
馬修：先生，那裏的天氣很冷。
Teacher: Wrong.
老師：錯了。
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
中學英語笑話故事：猴子和跳蚤What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什麼不同呢?
A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
中學英語笑話故事：鳥窩與頭髮My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
“是什麼鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。
“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。
“那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭髮一樣。”
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