英語笑話:答問技巧 Response Ability

Response AbilityAn Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity." Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong." A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友爲一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行爲時，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。” 當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意爲了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：“當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。” 一份報紙組織了一場競賽，爲下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？”
獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”