這款手遊就是爲了"把川普送上太空"
The goal of this new mobile game is to send Donald Trump into space
這款手遊就是爲了“把川普送上太空”
Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos once suggested that Donald Trump should be sent into space after the Republican presidential front-runner attacked his tax "scam" earlier in the day.
亞馬遜公司CEO Jeff Bezos因川普一席指責他“收購華郵是爲了避稅”言論，跟川普結下樑子，還發起了“送川普上太空”活動。
Ever wanted to send Donald Trump into space? Here's your chance!
你也曾想過送川普上太空麼？現在機會來了！
A group of creative game developers from New Zealand launched a new game on iOS and Android this week in which the goal is to get the game's “hero,” Donald Trump, off of planet Earth and into outer space where he can “make the galaxy great again!”
新西蘭一個開發團隊上週五發布了一款名爲Jrump的遊戲，有iOS和Android版。該遊戲的主題就是“送川普上太空”，因此，他就可以“讓銀河系更強大！”
Trump uses brick walls drawn by you, the player, to launch himself into the atmosphere where you have to avoid obstacles like “Mexicans, global warming scientists, and jetpack strapped politicians,” including Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama who will all send you falling straight back to earth.
遊戲中，你要造出磚牆讓川普前進。一路上，還要躲過“墨西哥人、全球變暖科學家和身穿噴氣包的政客”等人的圍追堵截。一不小心，希拉里和奧巴馬就會送你回地球。
“Weak,” Trump says when you fail.
“弱爆了，”每次你跌回地球上，川普就會說這個詞。
Yes, the whole things is satirical — “Not to be taken seriously,” the game website reads. But it's also frustratingly difficult and sort of addicting. (Remember “Flappy Bird”? It's kind of like that, but much more creative.)
整個遊戲確實處處都是諷刺——“不要太當真，”遊戲主頁有這樣一行字。但這遊戲確實又難打，又讓人上癮。（跟“憤怒的小鳥”有幾分相似，但內容更據想象力。）
And if nothing else, the game's description and launch trailer are worth a chuckle. Kudos to developer studios Oddboy and AppArcanum for bringing this game into our 's the game description:
遊戲的描述和預覽片也很搞笑。真是太感謝Oddboy和 AppArcanum團隊給我們帶來這麼精彩的遊戲了！
The idea is simple: The year is 2017. Following Donald Jrump's successful bid at the 2016 US election, international borders have closed up, global warming research has halted and brick sales have increased at a staggering rate. With the world now in utter chaos and his tiny hands growing increasingly sweaty, it's time for Donald to leave to make the Galaxy great again. How? By jumping on his favorite things in the world... Walls!
遊戲背景設置很簡單：2017年，川普順利贏得2016年美國總統大選。美國對外邊境被封閉，全球變暖研究被禁止，內銷比例大大增加。整個世界變得一團糟，川普緊張的小手滿是汗。現在，是時候把川普送出地球，去讓他營造外太空了！怎麼做呢？讓他踩着世界上最愛的東西...牆！
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