雙語笑話 第45期:騙子
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騙子,騙子A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報案 說她的老公失蹤了。The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求,她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athletic build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她說:“他三十五歲,六尺四寸,黑眼睛,波浪狀的深色頭髮;體格健壯,體重185磅,說話很輕,而且對小孩子很好。”The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說:"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸,胖嘟嘟 的,禿頭,有一個太嘴巴,而且對你的小孩很刻薄。”The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"
老婆回答說:“你說對了,可是誰會要 這種沒用的廢物 回來呀?”