英語笑話:兩個瘋子的對話

Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

　　Another one said, "How do you know?"

　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"

　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
一天晚上，在瘋人院裏，一個病人説："我是拿破崙！"

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Another one said, "How do you know?"
另一個説："你怎麼知道？"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"
第一個人説："上帝對我説的！"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來："我沒説！"

　　Notes:

　　Looney (俚語）瘋子

　　insane asylum (瘋人院）

　　inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在醫院、監獄)）