英語笑話:長壽祕訣大綱
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Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.長壽祕訣
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。
我無意中發現,你是多麼幸福,那女士說。你幸福而長壽的祕密是什麼?
我每天抽三包煙,每週喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且從來不曾鍛鍊。
哦,真神奇,女士說。你高壽?
二十六。