英語笑話:保證沒走錯

To be on the Safe SideIn a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?" " Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all." "Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."在一家電影院裏，一名觀衆在演出期間站了起來，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘後，他回到那排位子並問坐在首位的那位男士道： “對不起，請問我剛纔出去的時候是踩着你的腳嗎？” “是的，不過沒什麼關係，一點也不疼。” “噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。”

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