英語笑話:A Useful Way

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, er: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

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爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀？傑克：我剛纔吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麼關係呢？傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。