幽默的英語故事
小學的時候經常能聽到一些英語故事，今天小編整理了一些小學英語故事，爸爸媽媽或者老師們可以看看，然後念給小朋友聽喔。
小學生英語故事：雞蛋在哪裏
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪裏?
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學生：在蛋糕裏，先生
小學生英語故事：湯姆是個小孩
Tom is a little boy
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
湯姆是個小孩
湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。 幾分鐘後他又出來買了第三張票。 接着兩三分鐘後他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，“你爲什麼要買那麼多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友?" "沒有， 我裏面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"
小學生英語故事：他真是個大人物
He's a big wheel
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一個大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。
男人：他真是一個大人物。他是幹什麼的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。
