男人必須掌握的10大"女士用語"

1 FINE:很好

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

爭吵中,如果女人說了這個詞,就意味着她覺得自己很對,你該閉嘴了.

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If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

女人換衣服時,5分鐘相當於半小時.如果她給你5分鐘的時間看球賽然後幫她整理房間的時候,那麼5分鐘就是5分鐘而已.

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

沒什麼意味着“有什麼”，而且麻煩大了，所以你要保持警覺。女人說“沒什麼”的時候通常是在想怎麼來來回回折騰你。“沒什麼”一般表示一場爭論要持續“五分鐘”，還會以“很好”作爲結束。

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

這意味着一種挑戰。女人說這話時會因爲“沒什麼”而心煩意亂，然後再以“很好”這個詞來結束對話。

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

這意味着“我不管了”或者“想幹什麼就幹吧，我可不在意”。然而數分鐘後，你就會聽到“挑起眉毛的‘往下說’”，緊接着是“沒什麼”和“很好”，而且她會和你談大概“五分鐘”的時間，直到她冷靜下來。

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".

這不是一句話，而是非言辭的一種表達，它常被男人誤解。女人大聲嘆息意味着她認爲那一刻的你實在是一個白癡，而且不明白自己爲什麼浪費了這麼多時間站在這裏來跟你爭論一些“沒什麼”的事情.

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

女人對男人所能說出的最危險的話之一就是that's okay。“還好”意味着她在報復你所做過的事之前要好好地想上一段時間。從某種程度上來說，你很快就會碰到非常大的麻煩了。

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

這不是普通的陳述，而是一個提議。女人說這句話的目的其實是給男人一個爲其所作所爲找個藉口或理由的機會。你也可以說實話，但得小心謹慎，這樣就不會聽到"That's Okey"。

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

女人對你說謝謝的時候，別犯暈，說一聲“不客氣”就可以了。

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticking off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

這句“多謝”大大有別於“謝謝”。當女人其實在責備你時，她會說：“多謝”。這表明你已經無情地觸犯了她，接下來，你會聽到“大聲的嘆息”。注意不要在女人“大聲嘆息”之後關懷她，因爲她只會以“沒什麼”來回應你。